Letters

I write a lot of letters and E-mail, some of which receive accolades from my friends like "You are a bad, bad man." Here are some of my favorite letters I've written, with a few from other people:

• France's Greatest Psychic My response to Ms. Anne Chamfort based on her letter follow up to the free magic talisman I ordered out of the prestigious Weekly World News
• Smoking Banners - Somebody faked e-mail from an operations staffer on a modification to the smoking policy. Unfortunately, many employees assumed it was real.
• An Academic Award
• The end of speculation - A reply from the chairman of the University of Washington Philosophy Dept.
• From the Desk of the First Lady - Well, sorta.
• Last Hope - A letter left by one of respectful co-workers.
• Another Victory for Jesus - Jack Chick is the fellow who creates those great little extremist Christian fundamentalist comic books you may have found in places like public phone booths. I wanted to be quoted in his newsletter, so I tried to take advantage of his dislike of gays and Catholics.
• Response to Concerned Women of America
• Employee Distraction Notice from the Boeing Corp.
• Keyboard Maintenance - Yet again someone sent fake mail to the entire office.
• A Sympathy Card - From my cousin the Giants fan