I read a news story that the Reagans had officially changed
their favorite dish from crabmeat casserole to macaroni and
cheese, because the former sounded too elitist.
The article said that if you wrote Nancy Reagan she would
send you the recipe.
So I did, and I told them how much I appreciated them
cleaning up the White House after the Carters.
It was nice to get a letter with a return address of just
"The White House."
But imagine my disappointment at this reply: